It started out like it finished, poorly. I left my apartment this afternoon to overcast skies and brisk temperatures for Spring. One half mile into the 80 min ride the battery died on my 256 Mb mp3 player...just great. After back tracking, resetting the odometer and timer I headed out. Everything was going smoothly. I was cranking out the miles at a high cadence (90+rpm) while still maintaining an 18.6 mph average speed. Then problem two.
Flat tires on bicycles are commonly the result of one or two things. Either the tube gets pinched between the tire and rim, resulting in two small holes on either side and easily patched, or a puncture wound will slowly bleed the air out of the tube. Unfortunately, neither happened to me. Yes, I wish either would have happened. No, I got the not too common, but altogether horrible, tube blowout. Going over an unavoidable pothole (due to redneck drivers not giving me even an inch) my rear tube blew. Yes, it exploded.
You can only imagine the expletives to leave my mouth. So I pulled over, and thankfully I brought my tire shivs, pump and a brand new inner tube. With the bag I strap below the seat I am able to store these on my rides, but enough of that. I repaired the flat in the usual way and way on my way 10 min later. This day couldn't get worse could it? Well, the sun finally came out, and it started to get sunny. Alright! I thought. I could finish the rest of my ride and let that little incident slip my mind. Or so I thought.
Not 6 miles later, guess what? Pffttsssssss. Oh, what the hell? You're kidding right? I mean, April Fools Day is Sunday. This has to be a prank. I just put a brand new tube on! Needless to say, that was the shortest length of time I have had a tube be functional. This time it was a puncture but a slow bleed so that I could pull over every 1/2 mile and refill the tire and slowly make it back to my apartment. Until I was 1.5 miles away when the puncture hole opened up and went completely flat and would hold no more air. For this last 1.5 miles I had to hike my way back. Great. Ever tried walking 1.5 miles in cycling shoes while carrying your bike? It's not fun.
I was as mad as a hornet. It was just not my day. What should have been enjoyable 80 min cycling excursion through the less traveled sections of rural Indiana turned into a walk-a-thon. Maybe next time I will raise money for the distance I walk and donate it to charity. Grrr.
Along the side of the road, propped against a metallic box of some sort. This was after repairing flat #1
Grrrr. The brand new tube is punctured! And, that tire should be rock hard.
Labels: Cycling